Arts & craps

When I was a kid my hobbies were: model car building, drawing and being awesome. These days I takey the pictures. It makes me feel good about myself that I too can look through a lens and press a button. I also watch television and breathe.

Here’s a list of hobbies I’m planning on taking up either sooner or later.

1. Getting to work on time.
2. Doing things my doctor says I shouldn’t do.
3. Inventing avant-garde jellies.
4. Perfecting the art of 18th century, revolutionary musket, silhouette drawing.
5. Deep sea giant squid obedience training.
6. Sleep blackjack dealing
7. Discovering a method for melting ice that doesn’t involve water.
8. Telekinesis
9. Making others believe I’m insane when actually I’m in perfect mental health; just to mess with their heads.
10. Push-up contest announcer.

I have many interests.