Man has No Business Being in a Forest

For the last two weeks I've been trying to come up with a story for the above title. I just couldn't do it.

When I take my camera out with me I'm not only looking for the picture but also for inspiration for the text. Well I went hiking a few times last month, once to the Mayfair (street hiking), once at Beachwood Canyon, and lastly at Runyon Canyon. As I walked I came up with the title and it made me laugh. The challenge was finding a decent story for it. As you can see with the lazy blah blah your eyes are feasting upon currently, I failed miserably.